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August 9, 2019 | Archive , Food & Drink, Our Wines | Blog Team

Sippin' on Stars: Your Naked Winery Horoscope

Wine and Cheese in the stars

We use the astrological calendar to interpret a lot about people's personalities and potentially compatable partners, but what about the kind of wine to drink? Could it be that your love for bold cabs and bold men is written in the stars?! Have a seat and pour yourself a glass as you read through what we think your birthday says about your wine style.

Aries Zodiac Sign

Aries → Penetration Cabernet Sauvignon

March 21 – April 19 | Eager, dynamic, quick & competitive

Bold and ambitious, just like this Cab Sauv, Aries dives headfirst into even the most challenging situations.  Like their fellow fire signs, Aries are passionate, motivated, and confident leaders who build community with their cheerful disposition and relentless determination. Uncomplicated and direct in their approach, they often get frustrated by exhaustive details and unnecessary nuances. They like things quick and dirty, a temperament also reflected in their sexual proclivities, so don't be surprised if they skip the chit chat and get right to the point.



Taurus Zodiac Sign

Taurus → Sure Thing Symphony

April 20 – May 20 | Strong, dependable, sensual & creative

Taureans prioritize consistency and reliability in all areas of their lives, so we think this tropical and easy drinking varietal will be right up their alley! It must be noted, however, that Taurus does have a bit of a reputation. What a Taurus perceives as dedication is often regarded by others as stubbornness. Taurus is ruled by Venus, the enchanting planet that governs love, beauty, and money. Taurus’s Venusian influence make this earth sign the most sensual of the zodiac, so they are pretty much a sure thing!


Gemini Zodiac Symbol

Gemini → A Little Classy, A Little Sassy Red Blend

May 21 – June 20 | Versatile, expressive, curious & kind

Because of Geminis' intrinsic duality, they're often falsely misrepresented as two-faced. In reality, however, Gemini rarely has hidden agendas. Playful and intellectually curious, Gemini is constantly juggling a variety of passions, hobbies, careers, and friend groups. They are the social butterflies of the zodiac. These quick-witted twins can talk to anyone about anything. Find them buzzing between happy hours, dinner parties, and dance floors showing off their classy and sassy sides.


Cancer Zodiac Symbol

Cancer → Complicated Viognier

June 21 – July 22 | Intuitive, sentimental, compassionate & protective

Cancers can be a little complicated, just like this crisp and refreshing Viognier. They are highly intuitive, and their psychic abilities manifest in tangible spaces. These crabs are highly sensitive to their environments, as well as extremely self-protective. Much like their celestial spirit animal, Cancers are shielded by hard, external shells. At first, these crabs may be perceived as cold or distant. With time, though, Cancers reveal their gentle nature, genuine compassion, and mystical capabilities. Just don't be surprised if it takes a while to get to know them, it's a little complicated.


Leo Zodiac Symbol

Leo → Diva Sangiovese

July 23 – August 22 | Dramatic, outgoing, fiery & self-assured

Roll out the red carpet, because Leo has arrived. These astrological divas are vivacious, theatrical, and passionate, which is why we think this luscious and bold Sangiovese will leave them in rapture. Leos love to bask in the spotlight and celebrate themselves. These lions are natural leaders, and they enjoy cultivating friendships and romances that are artistically and creatively inspired. Playful Leos have no problem leaning into drama-fueled romances that are perfectly suited for the tabloids. (In fact, they may even prefer them.) After all, every Leo perceives him or herself as a celebrity, so why not indulge the diva that you are?



Virgo Zodiac Symbol

Virgo → Here To Stay Chardonnay

August 23 – September 22 | Practical, loyal, gentle & analytical

Virgos are logical, practical, and systematic in their approach to life. This earth sign is a perfectionist at heart and isn’t afraid to improve skills through diligent and consistent practice. Though Virgos long to be meticulous in everything they do, they must remember that constantly chasing after the ideal can be destructive when applied to themselves or others. Beauty exists within our imperfections, and it’s important for Virgos to learn that flaws are not defects. Lucky for Virgo, this classic oaky and buttery Chardonnay was award a double gold at the International Women Winemakers Competion and is about as close to perfect as you can get.


Libra Zodiac Symbol

Libra → Committed Red Blend

September 23 – October 22 | Social, fair-minded, diplomatic & gracious

Libra is an air sign represented by the scales, an association that reflects Libra's fixation on balance and harmony. Relationships are paramount for Libras, who find balance in companionship. They love harmonious partnerships with fashionable mates, especially those who make attractive arm candy, like this easy to love red blend. Libras are regularly coupled, and when they are, they must be careful about seeking attention outside the agreed-upon boundaries of their relationships. People-pleasing Libras must remember that the happiness of their loved ones and the health of their relationships is more important than maintaining the attention of distant admirers. Better to stay committed and love the wine you're with Libra darling, cause you've got a good thing in your glass.



Scorpio → Frisky Sparkling Wine

October 23 – November 21 | Passionate, stubborn, resourceful & brave

Scorpio is one of the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac. Life is a game of chess for these calculating water signs, who are constantly plotting several steps ahead in order to orchestrate an eventual checkmate. This doesn't mean their intentions are necessarily nefarious. Scorpios simply know what they want and aren't afraid to work hard and play the long game to get it. They never show their cards, and their enigmatic nature is what makes them so seductive and beguiling. Scorpio is the sign most closely associated with sex, which is why we think they will love getting Frisky!



Sagittarius Zodiac Symbol

Sagittarius → Wanderlust White Blend

November 22 – December 21 | Extroverted, optimistic, funny & generous

Represented by the archer, Sagittarians are always on a quest, which is why the Wanderlust White (in its PBA free plastic bottle) is the perfect companion for these globetrotters. Sagittarius launches its many pursuits like blazing arrows, chasing after geographical, intellectual, and spiritual adventures. With so many journeys under their belt, Sagittarians are excellent storytellers and can light up any room with their exhilarating tales and infectious laughter. Effortlessly magnetic, Sags easily attract friends and lovers with their senses of humor. They're the comedians of the zodiac and infuse all of their conversations with wit and "no bullshit" bluntness.



Capricorn Zodiac Symbol

Capricorn → Dominatrix Pinot Noir

December 22 – January 19 | Serious, independent, disciplined & tenacious

Domineering Capricorns tap into their inner fortitude to overcome whatever stands between them and their long-term goals, and they don’t let anything distract them from getting ahead. Because of their unwavering focus, however, they are often perceived as cold and unemotional. Capricorn’s can-do attitude leads to success in pretty much any industry. It’s important for Capricorn to maintain a healthy work-life balance and avoid treating their friends and partners like their assistants. All work and no play makes this Domme a dull playmate. Take time to indulge in the finer things, like this luscious Pinot Noir, and connect with your partner on something other than what happened at the office.



Aquarius Zodiac Sign

Aquarius → Making Waves Albarino

January 20 – February 18 | Deep, imaginative, original & uncompromising

These revolutionary thinkers fervently support “power to the people,” aspiring to change the world through radical social progress. Every Aquarian is a rebel at heart, which is why our Making Waves Albarino is the perfect wine for these power players. These air signs despise authority and anything that represents conventionality. Free-spirited and eccentric, they can often be identified by their offbeat fashion sensibilities, unusual hobbies, and nonconformist attitude. Aquarius can have a bit of a stubborn streak, this obstinacy stems from strong, righteous conviction, and it's quelled as soon as an Aquarius gets the chance to enact change. Aquarians also need plenty of space and time on their own to reflect, form ideas, plan for their role in the revolution, and make more than a few waves.



Pisces Zodiac Symbol


🥂 Cheers,
Naked Winery Team


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